Fires T-Shirts

"If you ask me, the fire has the most potential, but it's the smoke that has people talking."

'I warmed up your side.'

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

Tomorrow's Special: Flavored Whole Milk

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

"What do you mean, 'It's cold, throw another log on the fire'? They don't grow on trees you know!"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Good News about winter

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"Smokey The Tree"

Harsh Mellows.

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

The New Normal

This "fire" invention is taking more wood than we expected. The First Cost Overrun.

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

"Love your ambiance!"

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

Nobody likes a smore loser

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.