Fire Starting T-Shirts

'This match won't light.'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"We should play with this for a while before the women become cautious and sensible."

Dinosaurs tail getting set on fire by neanderthal.

"I love bonfires. Thanks to all the junk mail I get, I have one everyday."

Marshmallows

Good News about winter

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

Good luck with that quest for fire thing! I'm just going over there to eat some grass!

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

"Love your ambiance!"

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'What do you mean; 'I should burn less fuel to save the environment'? I only discovered fire this morning.'

"Let's just binge watch this."

'Here go, Thegla... It recipe you ask for.'

"At first I was homesick....now I'll probably be campsick for awhile!"

"For Trog, the discovery of the skewer far outweighed the discovery of fire... Incredible!"

Now that we can't afford heating oil our pension check is finally good for something.

"Don't you love the smell of burning leather boots this time of year?"

Bonfire

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'

"I didn't discover fire, but I was the first to encircle it with stones."

'I just discovered fire!'

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

"Fire down."

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