Fire Starting Mugs

'This match won't light.'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"We should play with this for a while before the women become cautious and sensible."

Dinosaurs tail getting set on fire by neanderthal.

"I love bonfires. Thanks to all the junk mail I get, I have one everyday."

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Marshmallows

Good News about winter

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

This "fire" invention is taking more wood than we expected. The First Cost Overrun.

Oog invented fire, then he accidentally sat in it and invented walking upright.

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

Good luck with that quest for fire thing! I'm just going over there to eat some grass!

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

Me cold. Need heat cave. Fire works. To make metal tools, I need to melt these rocks. Fire works. I'd like a romantic atmosphere for my date tonight. Fire works. How should we celebrate the founding of our new nation? Fireworks!

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

"Love your ambiance!"

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'What do you mean; 'I should burn less fuel to save the environment'? I only discovered fire this morning.'

"Let's just binge watch this."

"Central heat. Pretty posh."

'Here go, Thegla... It recipe you ask for.'

"At first I was homesick....now I'll probably be campsick for awhile!"

Bonfire

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

I've invented "fire." It'll accelerate global warming and get us out of this ice age!

"Don't you love the smell of burning leather boots this time of year?"

"For Trog, the discovery of the skewer far outweighed the discovery of fire... Incredible!"

Now that we can't afford heating oil our pension check is finally good for something.

'I just discovered fire!'

"I didn't discover fire, but I was the first to encircle it with stones."