Firewatch Enthusiast Gifts

Tinderbox Matches - Heatwaves in the US.

Woman escapes with cats.

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

Forest rangers prevent forest fires

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

California fires and Coronavirus

The man who discovered smoke

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

"My home insurance has dropped since I had it installed."

I tried insuring my house over the phone but they insisted on seeing it. It was on fire at the time...

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

Heroes

Studying Fire Behavior

'Let's get some sheep, and don't worry if the shepherd has fire: I'll take care of it...'

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

'You'd better get something for that sneeze. We can't keep coming out like this.'

'How many times have I told you not to play with matches?'

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"Since he discovered fire, he's done nothing but binge-watch."

"You realize there is no 'smokey bull'."

"Where did you get that?"

Fire Brigade Chiefs Annual Dinner

'And best of all, it kills germs that cause bad breath!'

"Why did I come in here?"

Ron, I used this while you were on vacation. Please refill. Love, mother.