Firewatch Enthusiast Mugs

Tinderbox Matches - Heatwaves in the US.

Woman escapes with cats.

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!

California fires and Coronavirus

The man who discovered smoke

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

Forest rangers prevent forest fires

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

"My home insurance has dropped since I had it installed."

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

I tried insuring my house over the phone but they insisted on seeing it. It was on fire at the time...

Studying Fire Behavior

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

'Let's get some sheep, and don't worry if the shepherd has fire: I'll take care of it...'

Heroes

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

'You'd better get something for that sneeze. We can't keep coming out like this.'

When Pyromaniacs Buy A Home: 'This is a great starter home.'

"Where did you get that?"

"Since he discovered fire, he's done nothing but binge-watch."

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

'And best of all, it kills germs that cause bad breath!'

'How many times have I told you not to play with matches?'

"You realize there is no 'smokey bull'."

Fire Brigade Chiefs Annual Dinner

Hello, fire department and sundry municipal services. Help! Fire! It's the kitchen! Don't panic. Remain calm. Calm?! We've got a major grease fire. Hey, I can't be expected to do everything … What? Answer the phones, put out fires, clean the parks, garbage collection … What part of fire don't you understand?!

"Why did I come in here?"