Fire Watcher Mugs

"God, wouldn't life be dull without the fire to watch every night?"

'Look! Widescreen!'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Cariactures

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Intelligent people laugh too!

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"Sign my yearbook?"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Duck Hunt

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

"Mind the whale, dear."

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Tallyho!"

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"Two vegans, please."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."