Flowerbed Protector Pillows

'Don't give me that! I know for a fact, he was in my flowerbeds!!'

'I'll kill that dog of yours.'

Gardener attacked by plants.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

Gardener with window box and giant slug.

"Relax. They're just crows."

Urban cops protecting a flower growing in the city.

Fenwick, while I'm away I'm putting you in charge of the plant.

Grass huggers.

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

Frost advisory tonight.

Car towing a caravan and a greenhouse.

"Have you seen my hot water bottle?"

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

'He kept saying, I'm sick of weeds. I'm sick of weeds until he got sick of weeds.'

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

'Dan sculpted the shrubs to look like hunters to keep the deer from eating them.'

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

A misery of mole hills

No toxic waste in my backyard!

Protecting the green

A woman has mini scarecrows in here flower garden.

Robinia Floribunda

The Confused Gardener

The Fireside Jungle: Beware of introducing pest into the house with new specimens.

Honeycomb

Convention of municipal gardeners.

Garden store owner chasing away birds from his seed display.