Plant Protector Pillows

'Dan sculpted the shrubs to look like hunters to keep the deer from eating them.'

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Gardener attacked by plants.

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

'All these gloves I got for Christmas make great frost protectors.'

"Have you seen my hot water bottle?"

'Stopped a shoplifter yesterday. Caught him red-handed.'

'Damn vegans are everywhere.'

'If anything can protect that plant from the frost it's my wife's best coat'

'Hey! This is is my last plant!'

Organic farm

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Japanese Leylandii Rage.

Protecting the green

"She's trying to make you feel quilty!"

'Aphids on my plants? Don't make me use the nuclear option and spray you with carcinogenic insecticide.'

"I finally won my battle against those little aphids that crawl all over my squash!"

"Have you SEEN what an angry slug can do to a delphinium?"

"All this nonsense about pesticides, using them has never done me any harm!"

"Everybody back. . . Minefield!"

Protect Olive trees

"Will you be eating the flowers and knocking the vase off the counter here or to go?"

When I find out who's been eating my prize potted plants, I'll be down on them like a ton of turnips!

Fenwick, while I'm away I'm putting you in charge of the plant.

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

'Starting a vegetable garden has been a great way for Greg to relax and really get in touch with himself.'

Hardy Annuals

June: Aphid, millipedes, weevils,scab, blackleg...and other pests will be active.

The Fireside Jungle: Beware of introducing pest into the house with new specimens.

Garden store owner chasing away birds from his seed display.

Gardener trying to protect his crops from pests.

'I'm afraid it's the weather...'

Everything you planted for us is ruined! So I see. I called the cops, but they wouldn't arrest the culprits. I know. They don't have the jail space.

Frost advisory tonight.

Frost advisory tonight.