Crop Protector Pillows

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

Scarecrow with sign - 'The harvest is near'.

"Relax. They're just crows."

Gardener attacked by plants.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

Scarecrows guarding a field

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

Farmers' Warnings.

Gardener with window box and giant slug.

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

Urban cops protecting a flower growing in the city.

Fenwick, while I'm away I'm putting you in charge of the plant.

Save the termites.

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

Essential work against Coronavirus

"I will avenge you, Father."

Car towing a caravan and a greenhouse.

Frost advisory tonight.

Urban Expansion

"Have you seen my hot water bottle?"

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

Farmer holding a raining cloud over his crops with a piece of string

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

'Dan sculpted the shrubs to look like hunters to keep the deer from eating them.'

No toxic waste in my backyard!

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

The Fireside Jungle: Beware of introducing pest into the house with new specimens.

'If you want to see your friends at the dairy, you're gonna have to go through me!'

Protecting the green