Pot Plant Protector Pillows

"We have a great medical plan. It covers everything!"

Gardener attacked by plants.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

"Smokey The Tree"

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"I brought cocoa."

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Gardener with window box and giant slug.

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"Relax. They're just crows."

Raining Leaves.

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

Urban cops protecting a flower growing in the city.

Fenwick, while I'm away I'm putting you in charge of the plant.

Save the termites.

"Of course no one wants a forest fire anywhere, anytime. It can be devastating. That's why I feel so guilty."

"I will avenge you, Father."

Amazon Burning

Car towing a caravan and a greenhouse.

Frost advisory tonight.

"Have you seen my hot water bottle?"

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

'I think this is where our fish pond was.'

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

"The future of resilience is diversity, not monoculture. And I'm not JUST referring to vegetation."

"I can still feel my trunk."

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

'Dan sculpted the shrubs to look like hunters to keep the deer from eating them.'

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

"How can you be so sure this is a work-related injury?"

No toxic waste in my backyard!