Petal Protector Pillows

A woman has mini scarecrows in here flower garden.

The Environmentalist

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Gardener attacked by plants.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"I love you too, big guy."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Evolution.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

Igloo for birds.

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

Global Warming Coming Soon!

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

"Relax. They're just crows."

Gardener with window box and giant slug.

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

'Thar she blows!'