Petal Protector Prints

A woman has mini scarecrows in here flower garden.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

The Environmentalist

Gardener attacked by plants.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"I love you too, big guy."

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Evolution.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

Igloo for birds.

Global Warming Coming Soon!

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"That's an everblue."

'Thar she blows!'

Gardener with window box and giant slug.

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.