Pot Plant Protector T-Shirts

"We have a great medical plan. It covers everything!"

Gardener attacked by plants.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

"Smokey The Tree"

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"I brought cocoa."

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

"Relax. They're just crows."

Gardener with window box and giant slug.

Raining Leaves.

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"Of course no one wants a forest fire anywhere, anytime. It can be devastating. That's why I feel so guilty."

Save the termites.

Fenwick, while I'm away I'm putting you in charge of the plant.

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

Urban cops protecting a flower growing in the city.

Car towing a caravan and a greenhouse.

Amazon Burning

"I will avenge you, Father."

"Have you seen my hot water bottle?"

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

"The future of resilience is diversity, not monoculture. And I'm not JUST referring to vegetation."

'I think this is where our fish pond was.'

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

"I can still feel my trunk."

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

No toxic waste in my backyard!

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'