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"It's a very effective scarecrow."

Scarecrow with sign - 'The harvest is near'.

"Relax. They're just crows."

Gardener attacked by plants.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

Scarecrows guarding a field

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

Farmers' Warnings.

Gardener with window box and giant slug.

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

Urban cops protecting a flower growing in the city.

Save the termites.

Fenwick, while I'm away I'm putting you in charge of the plant.

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

Car towing a caravan and a greenhouse.

"I will avenge you, Father."

Essential work against Coronavirus

Urban Expansion

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

"Have you seen my hot water bottle?"

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

Farmer holding a raining cloud over his crops with a piece of string

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

No toxic waste in my backyard!

Protecting the green

Honeycomb

"Gonna be a good crop this year."

'If you want to see your friends at the dairy, you're gonna have to go through me!'

The Fireside Jungle: Beware of introducing pest into the house with new specimens.