Flowerbed Fixer Pillows

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

Waiting for Pants

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

Man transplants plant in his garden.

'Are you sure you brought the right flat pack?'

Flower growing on a compost heap.

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

"She does this when she's tired."

Chair - Ready for Self Assembly.

'Yes, you were abandoned. But then I adopted you. Why are you still taking it out on my couch?'

DIY.

Keen gardener.

Super glue . . .

"I bit someone once, but It was just to establish credibility."

Handy-lion

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

Irritable dowel syndrome

Jude completely misunderstands his doctor's request for a stool sample.

There are many potent chemicals on the market...but private theories are often prefered.

'George, I can't sleep with a window shade flapping! Get up and fix it!'

'Are you ready for me to read the instructions yet?'

Nobody new the identity of the mad bandager

The Confused Gardener

Robinia Floribunda

Unfinished Furniture.

"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."

Young Roger Penrose: 'Dad, I want to become a floor tiler.'

'Hello, Biggo Farm Equipment? How much longer is it going to take to get my manure spreader fixed?'

'Don't give me that! I know for a fact, he was in my flowerbeds!!'

Cat scratching chair. Chair falls on cat.