Flowerbed Fixer Pillows

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Waiting for Pants

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

Man transplants plant in his garden.

'Are you sure you brought the right flat pack?'

Flower growing on a compost heap.

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

"She does this when she's tired."

Chair - Ready for Self Assembly.

DIY.

'Yes, you were abandoned. But then I adopted you. Why are you still taking it out on my couch?'

Handy-lion

Super glue . . .

Keen gardener.

"I bit someone once, but It was just to establish credibility."

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

"I can't find the instructions."

Irritable dowel syndrome

'George, I can't sleep with a window shade flapping! Get up and fix it!'

There are many potent chemicals on the market...but private theories are often prefered.

Jude completely misunderstands his doctor's request for a stool sample.

It's too hard to clean my closet. Take out everything. Throw them into "keep", "donate" or "toss" boxes. Ok. Done!

'Are you ready for me to read the instructions yet?'

Nobody new the identity of the mad bandager

"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."

Unfinished Furniture.

The Confused Gardener

"Try to open Grampy's chair a little slower next time, puddin'."

Robinia Floribunda

Will sneak through the woods and throw your ball back into the fairway.

Young Roger Penrose: 'Dad, I want to become a floor tiler.'

'Hello, Biggo Farm Equipment? How much longer is it going to take to get my manure spreader fixed?'

'Don't give me that! I know for a fact, he was in my flowerbeds!!'