Nature Fixer Pillows

Raking Leaves.

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Waiting for Pants

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

A man sews broken hearts back together.

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

Handy-lion

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

Getting ready for spring

'A bit extravagant don't you think you think?'

Cyber disease.

'Agreed then? Your boy takes a dive in the fifth...'

"It ain't pretty. You got a bad flap-valve leak, and your tenor drones are all gunked up. It'll be a week at least, IF I can get the parts. I do got a loaner, but she ain't much."

"Dad, I'll assemble yours if you assemble mine."

'They can be a real menace at this time of year.'

'Hello, Biggo Farm Equipment? How much longer is it going to take to get my manure spreader fixed?'

"Tell Santa that Rudolph's check engine light is on."

"Have you tried switching it off and switching it back on again - or pretending there's absolutely nothing wrong with it?"

'Look, Doctor. I just want him cured. I'm not interested in what's wrong with him, so skip the lab work."

Unblocking the Fountain of Hope.

'This injection is a combination of 16 drugs...

'Maybe you could get dressed faster if you lost that speed bump around your waist.'

'It's our last resort.'

"We'll get that infected tear duct fixed up in no time."

"That's really great , but what do you do if you want to remove the nail?"

"Darling - I can't seem to find the invisible menders..."

'I guess it's official now. No one in this town actually makes anything anymore.'

'That's one way to 'shut down' the system...'