Instrument Protector Gifts

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

'Play it again, Sam.'

Jazz is Invented

Bassoons.

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

Baby Playing Violin

My other cello is a Stradivari

Six jazz instruments.

Timpani.

Quartet.

Didgeridoo

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

King of Music.

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

"Honey! He's breached the recliner! I repeat, the puppy has breached my La-Z-Boy!!"

I love Harmonica

Cellist

'Closing the letter with 'Very fondly yours' seems okay but let's run it by legal, to be sure it cannot be misinterpreted as sexual harassment.'

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

'I'm sorry, Ms. Fiddle. The kids are coming with us.'

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

Musicians on a beach

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

"Trust me, with me in charge, your kid will behave and be safe..."

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

Orchestra

'Awesome!'

Bird tries to feed a piano.

'I offer a service to combat your employees' afternoon drowsiness.'

Pop orchestra plays concert for children

The chosen few

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'