Instrument Protector Mugs

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

'Play it again, Sam.'

Jazz is Invented

Bassoons.

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

My other cello is a Stradivari

Baby Playing Violin

Six jazz instruments.

Timpani.

Quartet.

Didgeridoo

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

King of Music.

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

I love Harmonica

"Honey! He's breached the recliner! I repeat, the puppy has breached my La-Z-Boy!!"

Cellist

'Closing the letter with 'Very fondly yours' seems okay but let's run it by legal, to be sure it cannot be misinterpreted as sexual harassment.'

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

Musicians on a beach

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

'I'm sorry, Ms. Fiddle. The kids are coming with us.'

"Trust me, with me in charge, your kid will behave and be safe..."

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

Orchestra

'Awesome!'

'I offer a service to combat your employees' afternoon drowsiness.'

'I'm organic.'

Bird tries to feed a piano.

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

The chosen few