Pitch Protector Mugs

A goalie

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

Elevator Pitch

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

'I'm sorry young lady, but you're not old enough to be free range!'

Football anagram: Curse straw mat (Answer: Marcus Stewart.)

Yo$mite National Park and Delware North Corporate Greed

'Apparently, wild hopes and dreams, re-enacted by Barbie and Ken, are no substitute for a solid business plan.'

'Here's where you give me non-comprehending nods of approval.'

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

Confident Business Team - We Know We Can

Football Crazy.

Wilfried Zaha

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

Personal Cheerleader.

'Any questions?'

George Best

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

'I think the meeting went reasonably well until he threatened to call security.'

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

'You want to run that by me again?'

'She thinks of them as her children...'