Pitch Buff Mugs

95mph fastball.

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

'It's baseball season!'

"Free Bird!"

The Other Cooperstown

"I told him he should have trained more."

Elevator Pitch

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

The Goalkeeper

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

"All right! Have it your own way. It was a ball."

Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

That's not the reaction I was going for. Let me try to put a different spin on it.

'Here's where you give me non-comprehending nods of approval.'

Mike had learnt by heart the whole training manual, apart from the most important bit.

'This training session is all about challenging assumptions. For example you see someone looking depressed, dishevelled, unkempt it's easy to jump to conclusions. But they may not be a social worker, they may be a client!'

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

'It's the next big thing, but I can't fit it through the door.'