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Phishing for cyber information

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

"True, I'm from pest control...but we don't eliminate internet trolls."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

Second lifeReal life.

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

Privacy - Surveillance

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

'The staff are healthy enough, it's the computers that keep getting a virus!'

"Hi, I'm the new IT-security-expert! Where is your server room? I want to see if I can overcome your firewall!"

An angry Shark has finally found the person who has his missing Jaws and teeth being mounted as a trophy

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."

OH NO - Here come the wet-wipes..!!!

Cyberwarfare

'These computer viruses are getting more and more powerful.'

"It's not easy being green…"

"The tricky bit is finding some UK infrastructure that's working to switch it off."

"With all the cybercrimes corporate had to bring in a new guy, Supergeek."

I'd rather be phishing.

Goal

Spam.

"This Save the Whales Number has got to go, pet."

'Well, I told you not to open that attachment!'