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'Well, I told you not to open that attachment!'

"We're gonna get you after school!"

"Well the good news is that the system is completely secure,no one can get into it...and the bad news...It's because it's crashed!"

'I would have called you sooner, but I had no idea you handled ransomware attacks!'

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

Computer virus

"Millions at risk from identity theft - good thing I'm safe."

"No, I'm not writing a short story. That's my password."

Oh great. Not only do we have a virus, but now the computer has developed an attitude.

Things that go beep in the night.

'The virus is that bad, huh?'

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

"I'm a superhero for the modern world...I fight phishing scammers and ransomware hackers!"

'I got a tool to remove malicious malware...'

'Some online bully just took my lunch money.'

"You have reached technical support...your call is important to us so please stay on the line..."

Remembering passwords.

An angry man with his angry keyboard.

U.S. Military Recruitment: We're looking for a few good men and women who can hack!"

"Don't open that email! Oh... too late."

Armed Forces Recruitment: Learn New Skills In Hacking, Spyware, Cyber Warfare.

'Spyware...what on earth is that?'

"Stop trying to close all the popup windows, John... just come to bed!"

Anti-Spam Software Download.

Cybercrime Olympics

'...you say my electronic submission carried a virus that destroyed all the hard drives in your company?'

Internet spy...

"Yes, I did say I needed security and a protector. But I meant for my computer and phone. So, I won't be needing Rocco."

'I can't be fired - I'm the only one who knows all the company's computer passwords.'

'Excuse me sir, which way to the internet?'

'Crusher' Collins: Data custodian by day, data bouncer by night.

'The bad news is that I've forgotten the password for my encrypted flash drive.'

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

"..and we hope that for a cyber-crime, you will consider imposing a cyber-penalty."

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