Digital Defender Prints

'Well, I told you not to open that attachment!'

"We're gonna get you after school!"

"Well the good news is that the system is completely secure,no one can get into it...and the bad news...It's because it's crashed!"

'I would have called you sooner, but I had no idea you handled ransomware attacks!'

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

Computer virus

"Millions at risk from identity theft - good thing I'm safe."

"No, I'm not writing a short story. That's my password."

Oh great. Not only do we have a virus, but now the computer has developed an attitude.

"I'm a superhero for the modern world...I fight phishing scammers and ransomware hackers!"

'I got a tool to remove malicious malware...'

'The virus is that bad, huh?'

'Some online bully just took my lunch money.'

Remembering passwords.

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

"You have reached technical support...your call is important to us so please stay on the line..."

"Don't open that email! Oh... too late."

'Spyware...what on earth is that?'

Armed Forces Recruitment: Learn New Skills In Hacking, Spyware, Cyber Warfare.

U.S. Military Recruitment: We're looking for a few good men and women who can hack!"

"Stop trying to close all the popup windows, John... just come to bed!"

'Excuse me sir, which way to the internet?'

'I can't be fired - I'm the only one who knows all the company's computer passwords.'

'Crusher' Collins: Data custodian by day, data bouncer by night.

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'...you say my electronic submission carried a virus that destroyed all the hard drives in your company?'

'The bad news is that I've forgotten the password for my encrypted flash drive.'

"Yes, I did say I needed security and a protector. But I meant for my computer and phone. So, I won't be needing Rocco."

Internet spy...

Cybercrime Olympics

Change Your Privacy Settings

"We couldn't hire the cybersecurity candidate you sent us, he was saying too many scary things about our computers."

'Just tell them to hashtag f*** off.'

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

'I'm putting security measures on my computer to protect it from hackers.'