Digital Age Defender T-Shirts

'Careful with this next patient. He's not very litigious but he is a prolific online reviewer.'

A businessman suffering from data overload.

"My email is down... talk to me."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

Online form - Submit.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

Privacy - Surveillance

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

Modern Life Blues

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

Smith and Hobson: People replacing people with apps and robots since 2009.

"The times – They have a changed."

"I hope you're not reading fake news."