Digital Age Defender T-Shirts

'Careful with this next patient. He's not very litigious but he is a prolific online reviewer.'

A businessman suffering from data overload.

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"My email is down... talk to me."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

Online form - Submit.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Privacy - Surveillance

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

"Trust me, I'm a robot."

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

"We do have on item the internet hasn't already beaten into the ground, ad nauseam."

Modern Life Blues

"The Internet ate my baby!"

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

Things that go beep in the night.

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

Statue of liberty selfie

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

Smith and Hobson: People replacing people with apps and robots since 2009.