Digital Defense Enthusiast T-Shirts

"There - now I've taught you everything about restricting access by kids."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

The Computer Bore

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

Privacy - Surveillance

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'

US fears missile competition.

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

"Here's the weak point."

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

'These computer viruses are getting more and more powerful.'

"Hi, I'm the new IT-security-expert! Where is your server room? I want to see if I can overcome your firewall!"