Digital Defense Enthusiast Mugs

"There - now I've taught you everything about restricting access by kids."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

The Computer Bore

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

Privacy - Surveillance

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

Things that go beep in the night.

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'

US fears missile competition.

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

"Here's the weak point."

"Hi, I'm the new IT-security-expert! Where is your server room? I want to see if I can overcome your firewall!"