Remote Control Operator Pillows

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

"Alexa, tell me ways I can be less of a lazy slob who won't get up to turn off the lights."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

If nobody had invented graphics

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

TV-Man

Toy plane with pilot eject.

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Local News in Heaven

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

Police film evidence

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

Remote Control Duck

Penguin Remote

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

Remote control wars.

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

"Houston, Los Angeles, New York, Chicago, Tampa, Juneau, Honolulu, we have a problem."

'Which channel would you like to tut at tonight?'

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."

A fly on the wall documentary.

A convict escaping during the press scrum

'You don't know how much it would mean to me if you could just jump.'

Remote control car breakdown.

Meditation vs. Vegetation

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

"It's my extreme sports camera. I thought it would be cool to show my mom what I do at work."