Computer Captains Gifts

'You don't need separate bedrooms. You need separate computers.'

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

Second lifeReal life.

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"Try unplugging it and throwing it out the window."

Internet Cafe.

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

Sportknitting

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

Wringing the Monitor

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'

Remote control bridge in bath.

A writer sails on the water chased by editing shears.

Out on the river

'I was a computer executive -- but I performed an illegal operation and was shut down.'

"Easy with that computer, Martha. It senses fear."

Student Loan Lenders Are Predatory

Sometimes I wonder who is controlling whom.

Happiness is a warm Ybox.

"I'm going to bed, I have an early tee time tomorrow."

"I'm not just playing video games--I'm contributing to the zeitgeist of the times."

"It is against computer viruses!"

Enlist now! K-9 Corps...'You're a cat!'

"Spinning, reefing, tacking...they sound like a dress making circle."

Police Marksman Game

'I got tired of trying to get it into one of those tiny bottles.'

"If I'm vaporized, you two will be the obvious suspects."