Cloud Computing Captain Gifts

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

Elevator Pitch

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."

Cloud Computing.

"Our cloud computing services include IaaS, PaaS, SaaS, NaaS, CaaS...and BaaS!"

"What? More deliveries? Man, I never should have leased out my cloud for data storage."

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

The Cloud

"I still maintain an online presence."

"Do I use a cloud? I was downloaded from a cloud. Duh."

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

Sportknitting

"How much storage does he bleedin' want?!"

'Stop! That's no way to get data into the cloud.'

'You don't need separate bedrooms. You need separate computers.'

"If it weren't for you, we'd have nothing in the cloud."

"We've got a storage cloudburst here...it's raining confidential stats and logs!"

Communicate with the departed via the cloud.

The Cloud

'There he goes, always with his head in The Cloud.'

'We've got a cloudburst here...it's raining stats and logs!'

"I'd feel a lot better if all my neuroses were backed up on the cloud."

"No, that's not data pouring from the clouds. That's just rain. Let me explain how cloud technology works again. . ."

'He's got his head in the clouds again.'

"If only they knew we can still get texts up here."

Empty Telco Hardware Room

'Our cloud team was working on a big-data project and got stuck in a patch of fog.'

"They call it the Cloud. No wonder I Can't find anything in it."

Well, would you believe the cloud ate my homework?

"What's all this I've been hearing about the Cloud?"