Cloud Computing Captain Prints

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

Elevator Pitch

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."

Cloud Computing.

"Our cloud computing services include IaaS, PaaS, SaaS, NaaS, CaaS...and BaaS!"

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

"I still maintain an online presence."

Sportknitting

"If it weren't for you, we'd have nothing in the cloud."

'You don't need separate bedrooms. You need separate computers.'

'Stop! That's no way to get data into the cloud.'

"How much storage does he bleedin' want?!"

"We've got a storage cloudburst here...it's raining confidential stats and logs!"

Communicate with the departed via the cloud.

'We've got a cloudburst here...it's raining stats and logs!'

"I'd feel a lot better if all my neuroses were backed up on the cloud."

Empty Telco Hardware Room

'He's got his head in the clouds again.'

"If only they knew we can still get texts up here."

"No, that's not data pouring from the clouds. That's just rain. Let me explain how cloud technology works again. . ."

'Our cloud team was working on a big-data project and got stuck in a patch of fog.'

Well, would you believe the cloud ate my homework?

"They call it the Cloud. No wonder I Can't find anything in it."

'You don't need CDs and flash drives here - everything is stored in the cloud.'

"What's all this I've been hearing about the Cloud?"