Cloud Computing Dreamer Prints

"You mean to say, you don't even have broadband?"

"We've merged with google."

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

Barcode Dreams

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

S.S.dot.com

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

'Much to his disappointment, Thag's coffee percolator was an invention ahead of its time.

John Lee Dotkomm palys the 'Broker's Blues

"Let's all sing our theme song: 'I Love Venture Capital'."

And so, Rudy unwittingly became an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. At first, he was furious having lost his weekly paycheck. But then it dawned on him: He was back in the dot-com game – for the first time in 20 years. He was practically a venture capitalist! I'm a social media investor. It's a multi-platform play with, obviously, huge mobile capability, global reach, soaring audience share. Revenue model? What? Huh? Beat it.

"So, gentlemen.... By investing in this time vortex manipulator, we will be able to cross the bridges before we come to them."

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

"Moreover, profits double if we move in with our parents."

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

"Your entire business plan is to get a loan from me?"

Your start-up team

"When you think of it, all you really need is one 3D printer to start manufacturing them yourself!"

"Sorry guys, but your 'magic mind-reader' doesn't seem to be working."

"Get out of the way! The transport vehicle of the future is about to overtake you! Soon everyone will have one!"

"Buy my data $20"

"I can't afford an iPad so I just glued Apple logos on the back of all my books."

"Our brand is about talking about our brand."

"I had a wonderful dream that Anonymous turned out to be me."

"I still maintain an online presence."