Cloud Computing Dreamer Pillows

"You mean to say, you don't even have broadband?"

"We've merged with google."

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

Barcode Dreams

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

S.S.dot.com

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

'Much to his disappointment, Thag's coffee percolator was an invention ahead of its time.

"So, gentlemen.... By investing in this time vortex manipulator, we will be able to cross the bridges before we come to them."

"Let's all sing our theme song: 'I Love Venture Capital'."

John Lee Dotkomm palys the 'Broker's Blues

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

"Moreover, profits double if we move in with our parents."

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

"Get out of the way! The transport vehicle of the future is about to overtake you! Soon everyone will have one!"

"Buy my data $20"

"I still maintain an online presence."

"I hate people using the cloud."

Hugs 50 cents

"Your entire business plan is to get a loan from me?"

Your start-up team

"When you think of it, all you really need is one 3D printer to start manufacturing them yourself!"

"I had a wonderful dream that Anonymous turned out to be me."

"Our brand is about talking about our brand."

"I can't afford an iPad so I just glued Apple logos on the back of all my books."