Cloud Pioneer Gifts

"It was much nicer before people started storing all their personal information in the cloud."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

Internet.

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

'Look man, no wings!'

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

Cloud Computing.

"Let's f**k up Mars!"

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

"He certainly takes after his Dad."

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

Postcards from Heaven...

"What? More deliveries? Man, I never should have leased out my cloud for data storage."

'I call it 'Myspace'''

An Intimate Union forms between Napster and the Pygmy Sub-Area of Central Africa...

"So how much money do you make?"

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

'He's trying to persuade the Inland Revenue that it's a tax haven.'

"How come they don't make clouds in high definition?"

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

'Does a blog count as being published.'

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

"You know if we market it right, this thing could spread like the wheel."

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."