Controller Captains Prints

Happiness is a warm Ybox.

Rage.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Captain in a storm

Homo Gamus

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Captain steering house through flood.

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

Welsh airport arrivals.

Sea weed harvest.

Lighthouse Beam.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

'I like to greet the new team members myself.'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Lifesaver!

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

Internet Cafe.

"Awwwk! Mutiny is a go! Pass it on! Awwk!"

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'