Game Controller Guru Pillows

The AdRams Family no.12 - Telling son to get fresh air

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Homo Gamus

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

Whack-a-molecule

Computer games

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Gamers

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

Bishops Snooker

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

"...and in conclusion..."

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

Prawn Amend

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

'Red nine on the black ten.' 'Thanks.'

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.