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'Amnesia! What makes you think that, Doctor?'

'Remember when we caught small fish by the bucket full?' 'Oh, yeah! Those were the dace!'

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

"Forget the future, tell me what happened to the past ten years."

Amnesiacs Convention.

'He says he's an old friend from your childhood.'

"I'd like to introduce our guest speaker, here to speak about the phenomenon of deja vu."

"Oh, nuts – I forgot why I came out here."

"I like the elephant in the room. With his memory he never screws up our lunch order!"

"Don't tell anyone, but I actually forget lots of things."

"He's got a photographic memory."

'By the way, the CEO job never materialized. I hope you're not losing your memory.'

Superhero with '?' on breast plate "I forget which superhero I am"

"Wow, that's amazing! I've only been to this bar once before. I'm surprised you remembered my round!"

Memories/New Experiences

'Has Eric been in.' 'Was I with him?.'

Collective Memory - 'I recall when I was a boy in Vienna, a dog chased me into the lake...' 'Oh yes - I remember that!'

'DO me a favor. Don't keep saying 'Hi. How's it going?' whenever you swim past me.'

"This memory foam mattress isn't working. I still can't remember where I put my glasses."

'There's something I never do, now if I could just remember what it was.'

'I can forgive but I can't forget!'

'Hi, name and birthday, please!'

"Yes, I have a good memory! Come on, that's the fifty eighth time you've asked!"

"I suppose I could forget...for the right price!"

'I know you - you borrowed half a crown from me in 1958!'

'Alas poor Website, I vaguely remember what you were going on about...'

'Hi there!... I know, that you know, that you know me from somewhere. But I'm not going to remind you, because I'm enjoying your look of excruciating embarrassment far too much!'

'Phil, will you check out our last conversation on the security video? I can't for the life of me remember why I came back here.'

"Oh my God, we forgot to bring the animals."

"That's strange. I remember it differently, in a way that aligns with my world view and casts me in a positive light."

Deja Vu Walk In

'Captain, he want's to join up to forget.'