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"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

'Remember when we caught small fish by the bucket full?' 'Oh, yeah! Those were the dace!'

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

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"Wait ... now I forgot what I was going to bark at you for."

"Forget the future, tell me what happened to the past ten years."

Amnesiacs Convention.

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

'That's strange -- there seems to be a pop-tart in your disk drive.'

"Oh, nuts – I forgot why I came out here."

"Forget-me-nots! Wait. Didn't I get these last week? Who gave these to me? Wait. Why did I come in here?"

"I'd like to introduce our guest speaker, here to speak about the phenomenon of deja vu."

'He says he's an old friend from your childhood.'

Why Elephants Never Forget.

"Don't tell anyone, but I actually forget lots of things."

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

'Has Eric been in.' 'Was I with him?.'

"Wow, that's amazing! I've only been to this bar once before. I'm surprised you remembered my round!"

Memories/New Experiences

'Next time make sure it's the bath plug before you pull it out.'

'By the way, the CEO job never materialized. I hope you're not losing your memory.'

'I accidentally sent this week's data charts to the 3-D printer.'

Collective Memory - 'I recall when I was a boy in Vienna, a dog chased me into the lake...' 'Oh yes - I remember that!'

'DO me a favor. Don't keep saying 'Hi. How's it going?' whenever you swim past me.'

'There's something I never do, now if I could just remember what it was.'

'I can forgive but I can't forget!'

"Ted! It's fallen down! Ted!"

'I know you - you borrowed half a crown from me in 1958!'

'Maybe now you'll admit that we're lost!?'

"Yes, I have a good memory! Come on, that's the fifty eighth time you've asked!"

"Oh, no - this introvert talked to me all night at a party, and I can't remember her name."

"I suppose I could forget...for the right price!"

Campanology wasn't really Gregory's thing!

"Oh my God, we forgot to bring the animals."

I can't remember the last time I had to memorize something