Memory Mishap Lovers Gifts

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

'Remember when we caught small fish by the bucket full?' 'Oh, yeah! Those were the dace!'

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

"Wait ... now I forgot what I was going to bark at you for."

"Forget the future, tell me what happened to the past ten years."

Amnesiacs Convention.

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

'That's strange -- there seems to be a pop-tart in your disk drive.'

"Oh, nuts – I forgot why I came out here."

"I'd like to introduce our guest speaker, here to speak about the phenomenon of deja vu."

'He says he's an old friend from your childhood.'

"Don't tell anyone, but I actually forget lots of things."

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

'Has Eric been in.' 'Was I with him?.'

Memories/New Experiences

'Next time make sure it's the bath plug before you pull it out.'

'By the way, the CEO job never materialized. I hope you're not losing your memory.'

"Wow, that's amazing! I've only been to this bar once before. I'm surprised you remembered my round!"

'I accidentally sent this week's data charts to the 3-D printer.'

Collective Memory - 'I recall when I was a boy in Vienna, a dog chased me into the lake...' 'Oh yes - I remember that!'

'DO me a favor. Don't keep saying 'Hi. How's it going?' whenever you swim past me.'

'I can forgive but I can't forget!'

'There's something I never do, now if I could just remember what it was.'

"Yes, I have a good memory! Come on, that's the fifty eighth time you've asked!"

'I know you - you borrowed half a crown from me in 1958!'

"Oh, no - this introvert talked to me all night at a party, and I can't remember her name."

"Ted! It's fallen down! Ted!"

"I suppose I could forget...for the right price!"

'Maybe now you'll admit that we're lost!?'

Campanology wasn't really Gregory's thing!

"Oh my God, we forgot to bring the animals."