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'I bought some Gingko Biloba to help with my memory, but I can't remember where I put it!'

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

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"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

"I cross the road to forget."

". . . and now it's his memory. Three times on Saturday he asked me what day it was. Or did I already tell you that earlier?"

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

"Unfortunately the first thing they cut was the stationery budget..."

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'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

"There's a wonderful book on memory tricks here, but I can't remember what I did with it!"

'I've got it written down...'

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

Study more to pass more tests.

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

"I don’t know … there’s a small part of me that just wants to erase my childhood."

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"

"I'm having trouble with my long-term memory -- I can't remember my earlier reincarnations."

'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'

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"I used to believe in astrology, UFO's, reincarnation, ESP, and all that stuff - in a former life, of course."

"Fess up, Peterson. We know you're on the juice."

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"The past is tricky. It tends to want to creep up on us when we least expect it."

'Way to go! You too, way to go!' It was true. They both had a way to go.

'Why hide it. I do this for me.'

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"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

"Thanks, I'll write that down."