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"My name is Proust. I've forgotten my room number."

Marcel Proust.

"I don’t know … there’s a small part of me that just wants to erase my childhood."

'At age 47, Thomas Edison tried to forget everything he knew, in an attempt to become a second Thomas Edison.'

This should bring you back to your earliest childhood memories

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

The Map of the human brain

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Sigmund Freud.

Unguided imagery

X-ray Psychology.

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

Baby Screen Time

Monuments

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

'This graph may need some explaining...'

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

"I cross the road to forget."

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

"Have you tried just giving your head a shake?"

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

A Padlock and a Pet Key.

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

'There is nothing physically wrong. It needs a psychiatrist.'

"You'll never be a full participant in your mental health care if you keep saying wacky things."

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."