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"But I like living in the past. It's where I grew up."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

The Map of the human brain

Historical memory is on life support.

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Sigmund Freud.

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

Unguided imagery

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

"I cross the road to forget."

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Cut out and keep your own Marcel Proust.

"Have you tried just giving your head a shake?"

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

Mafia Short-Term Memory Clinic. 'Fuhgettaboutit.'

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

"There's a wonderful book on memory tricks here, but I can't remember what I did with it!"

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"You'll never be a full participant in your mental health care if you keep saying wacky things."

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

Psychologist is SHOCKED by what his elderly patent is telling him.

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

"Once again, I simply don't recall."

Origins of a family tradition.

'There is nothing physically wrong. It needs a psychiatrist.'

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'