Memory Booster Explorer Prints

'I bought some Gingko Biloba to help with my memory, but I can't remember where I put it!'

Where was I?

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

"I cross the road to forget."

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

". . . and now it's his memory. Three times on Saturday he asked me what day it was. Or did I already tell you that earlier?"

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

"Unfortunately the first thing they cut was the stationery budget..."

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

'I've got it written down...'

"There's a wonderful book on memory tricks here, but I can't remember what I did with it!"

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"

Study more to pass more tests.

"I'm having trouble with my long-term memory -- I can't remember my earlier reincarnations."

"I don’t know … there’s a small part of me that just wants to erase my childhood."

'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'

Personal Cheerleader.

"I used to believe in astrology, UFO's, reincarnation, ESP, and all that stuff - in a former life, of course."

Books to Brain

Marcel Proust 1811-1922

"The past is tricky. It tends to want to creep up on us when we least expect it."

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

'Why hide it. I do this for me.'

'Way to go! You too, way to go!' It was true. They both had a way to go.

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Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

"Fess up, Peterson. We know you're on the juice."