Cognitive Enhancement Pillows

'I think you need to work on your frontal lobes.'

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"Have you been working out?"

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be?" "I’d totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body." "That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000." "Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he’s concerned about his mortality. Your answer should have been 'nothing.'" "The alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy." "I think I’d rather wait for the 7000–S." "Stop it."

Ego Increasing School

"Unfortunately the first thing they cut was the stationery budget..."

"There's a wonderful book on memory tricks here, but I can't remember what I did with it!"

Keys to Success: Focus, Alertness, Concentration...

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"

Study more to pass more tests.

"I see a beautiful future ahead for you in the private sector."

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

Books to Brain

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

You are more than your job description.

Brain Exercise Video: "Okay, think...and stop...and think, and stop! Stay with me now! Think harder! Feel that burn!"

Brains versus management books.

Advanced Password Hint

Comfort Zone Lady Leaving a Room.

Brain Charger

Memory Clinic - Old What's His Name, Director.

Now...what was I doing

"My memory's so bad I can plan my own surprise party."

"Dear diary, what the heck did you do with my car keys?!"

"My memory's terrible these days"

Memory School.

"Honey, did you see where I placed that book entitled:'How to improve your memory?"

Institute (brain).

"What's the name of the drug I've been taking to improve my memory?"

How Not to Remember Names

"Yes, they are sticky notes.I like to put a few reminders up so I won't forget to workout or eat right."

"Here at Pharmacorp we are 100% behind the benefits of spiritual and artistic therapies which is why we've developed 'megazymol' to enhance the experience."

'And you can't remember why you tied a knot in your snake?'