Mind Gym Enthusiast Gifts

"Sure, I can recommend some mental exercises. Try memorizing all the prescription drugs I have you on."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Bench Press Accident

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"We're exclusively delts."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"It's true: no more burpees."

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

Exercising

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Exercise now!

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."