Mental Gymnist Gifts

If you're a multiple personality could you spare an identity for an amnesiac?

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Pinocchio's Second Realization

Eldrow

"The overthinker"

DumbbellsSmartbells.

"That's hardly necessary!"

'Cartoonist thinking'

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

"Excuse me, Doc, my attention wandered. What type of deficit disorder did you say I had?"

Prawn Amend

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

''Time is an illusion'? - How long did it take you to come up with that?'

I'm not just jumping on the bed. I'm perfecting bedspring-cusion calasthentics!

Man's brain with fishing rod in it from the TV

Professional Couples

Giant brain with an arrow through it sits on Freud's psychiatric couch.

'I think you need to work on your frontal lobes.'

"I was bound and beaten for what seemed like hours, and it only cost me a hundred bucks."

Handstand

Sports PsychologyBad at Sports Pscyhology.

Brain Charger

Brains versus management books.

'Jack, you need to start thinking outside the box.'

'I'm pleased to be someone who thinks the glass is half-full but I still wonder who drank the first half?'

Now...what was I doing

'That's curious, Mr Van Der Pummen...up to question 2084 you seem entirely normal, but then after 2085 you suddenly go to pieces!'

'Do you want to talk about that? ... Do you want to talk about that? ... Do you want to talk about that? ... '

Jumbled

Brain Training

"Sure, I can recommend some mental exercises. Try memorizing all the prescription drugs I have you on."

Sitting Disorder Clinic.

'Three-toed sloth math...' '3+3=6. All computation is based on that.'