Mental Gymnastics Master Gifts

'My left brain and right brain are DEADLOCKED!'

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"The overthinker"

'Fitness guru.'

'Cartoonist thinking'

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

"That's hardly necessary!"

"Excuse me, Doc, my attention wandered. What type of deficit disorder did you say I had?"

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

Graduation day at Telekinesis School.

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head."

''Time is an illusion'? - How long did it take you to come up with that?'

If you're a multiple personality could you spare an identity for an amnesiac?

Trojan Chess

Man's brain with fishing rod in it from the TV

Professional Couples

Giant brain with an arrow through it sits on Freud's psychiatric couch.

'I think you need to work on your frontal lobes.'

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

"I was bound and beaten for what seemed like hours, and it only cost me a hundred bucks."

Brains versus management books.

Sports PsychologyBad at Sports Pscyhology.

'Jack, you need to start thinking outside the box.'

Career coaching at a yoga studio

'Relax, baby, and pay no attention to that old man behind you.'

Consternation/Control

'I'm pleased to be someone who thinks the glass is half-full but I still wonder who drank the first half?'

Now...what was I doing

'That's curious, Mr Van Der Pummen...up to question 2084 you seem entirely normal, but then after 2085 you suddenly go to pieces!'