Mental Gymnastics Master Gifts

'My left brain and right brain are DEADLOCKED!'

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"The overthinker"

Eldrow

'Fitness guru.'

"That's hardly necessary!"

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

'Cartoonist thinking'

"Excuse me, Doc, my attention wandered. What type of deficit disorder did you say I had?"

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

Graduation day at Telekinesis School.

''Time is an illusion'? - How long did it take you to come up with that?'

"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head."

Trojan Chess

If you're a multiple personality could you spare an identity for an amnesiac?

Man's brain with fishing rod in it from the TV

Professional Couples

Giant brain with an arrow through it sits on Freud's psychiatric couch.

'I think you need to work on your frontal lobes.'

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

Derren Brown

Brains versus management books.

Sports PsychologyBad at Sports Pscyhology.

"I was bound and beaten for what seemed like hours, and it only cost me a hundred bucks."

'Jack, you need to start thinking outside the box.'

Career coaching at a yoga studio

'I'm pleased to be someone who thinks the glass is half-full but I still wonder who drank the first half?'

'Relax, baby, and pay no attention to that old man behind you.'

Eye Doctors. Sport Psychologists. Reception. Which focus group are you here for today?

Now...what was I doing

Consternation/Control