Mind Workout Enthusiast Gifts

Larry kept jogging his memory but was still getting nowhere.

"Uptight End"

"Excuse me, Doc, my attention wandered. What type of deficit disorder did you say I had?"

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

"My therapist plays with my brain."

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

"How much could your mother bench?"

'I think that's enough brain defragging for today.'

'It's good to see Dad keeping his mind active.'

Man's brain with fishing rod in it from the TV

Dominant Shrink.

You're just around the corner from another piece of cheese. Are you sure you want to quit now?

'I think you need to work on your frontal lobes.'

Brains versus management books.

Brain Charger

Sports PsychologyBad at Sports Pscyhology.

Lady keeping fit by skipping with her mouse chord.

Reverse Psychology: "It's not not gaslighting."

"You did very well on your I.Q. test. You're a man of 49 with the intelligence of a man of 53."

How to think and act like a professional cricketer.

'How come your notebook has a sudoku puzzle on it?'

'That's curious, Mr Van Der Pummen...up to question 2084 you seem entirely normal, but then after 2085 you suddenly go to pieces!'

"And how does that make you feel about your father?"

'Do you want to talk about that? ... Do you want to talk about that? ... Do you want to talk about that? ... '

"Sure, I can recommend some mental exercises. Try memorizing all the prescription drugs I have you on."

'My therapist plays with my mind.'

Brain Training

"I put vegetables on my facebook likes just to play with my Mom's head."

'He's just messing with your mind.'

"Be the ball. Be the pins. Be the lane. Be the shoes."

"My imagination ran wild, and I pulled a muscle in my brain."

"You're right, Doc. Now everything seems right-side-up."

Short-term memory nostalgia.

'Guess who?'/'My brain.'/'I'll have to start disguising my voice.'

'Sorry, that mental note has been deleted.'