Mind-body Enthusiast Mugs

'A-ha! So the body really does rule the mind!'

"And how does that make you feel about your father?"

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

Work/Life Balance

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

'How about we just sit here a while to regulate the gaps in our service?..'

The power of now

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

'Want to make it two out of three?'

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

His and Hers Gravity Bars.

When Buddha came to nirvana.

"How long have I had what problem?"

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

"Did you unpack your baggage yourself?"

"You emptied your mind already? That was quick."

Therapist School

'With proper meditation, you can get bark and bite in harmony.'

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

"To listen to your instincts, press one."

"Why do you feel like you're lost?"

Relax.

"I temper Taoism with psychology -- I'm into Yin-Yang-Jung."

'Learn to relax and don't bottle yourself up.'