Mind-body Master Gifts

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Surfing the daily stress

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Fight or Flight

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

"Try thinking about something else."

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

Meditation

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

"Showoff"

'Want to make it two out of three?'

Need an elevated state of mind too!

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."

Man and brain

"That doesn't look like setting the table to me."

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

'A bachelor's? Big deal - I have a MASTER'S degree in enlightenment!'

All we have in life is this moment...

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'