Mind Bender Enthusiast Mugs

'If a mime is walking alone in the forest and a tree falls on him, does he make a sound? Does anyone care?'

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"Didn't you just say that?"

Derren Brown: Pushed to the Edge

"My therapist plays with my brain."

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

Famous Optical Illusions!

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

'I see a beautiful young woman. You're naked, she's leaning over you. Oh, wait. She's performing your autopsy! '

Being-convinced your plants always know what you're thinking phobia.

She's good, but Mom's better.

Dominant Shrink.

"No, I did NOT get the memo about "Casual Fridays." Had I known I would have worn flats."

"Stop trying to creep me out!"

Everyone always thought M.C. Escher had an incredible imagination, but really he just grew up in an odd house.

Give Thanks.

You're just around the corner from another piece of cheese. Are you sure you want to quit now?

'... And you say that this hypnotist promised to relax you for this interview? '

Reverse Psychology.

Reverse Psychology: "It's not not gaslighting."

"Well, one of us has a problem!"

Mind reader: "You're thinking, 'This is really stupid...people can't read minds'." "How'd she know that?"

'I'm hear one of these guys is a certified mind reader, and I think I know who it is.'

"You did very well on your I.Q. test. You're a man of 49 with the intelligence of a man of 53."

Man reading problems of perception upside-down.

Dept of Lateral Thinking.

'I've been talking to my imaginary friend Carlos about this, and he thinks you're the wrong doctor to treat my delusional syndrome.'

"I'm not real!"

'How come your notebook has a sudoku puzzle on it?'

ESP test

"And how does that make you feel about your father?"

'Personally, I think a question like that says a lot more about YOU than it does about me.'

'Why yes. We do owe you a very large rebate!'